I remember when I first learned about Saturn. No, not when I was a teenager, obsessively reading over any and every astrology book I could get my hands on. (This was pre-internet.) I mean really learned about Saturn.

Look, I didn’t set out to be a disciple of Saturn. And, let’s be honest, as planets go, Saturn has never been astrology’s favorite son. He is the planet of old age, maturity, limitations, restriction and other fun things like lead, bones, and dentistry.